15 Things You Should Not Say To a Book Lover

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I hate books”, said no man ever, because none survived the wrath of the book lover to tell the tale. You can say a lot of things to book lovers; you can call them names, insult their significant other, annoy them to the core but these 15 things are something that you should NEVER ever say to them:

1. The movie was better

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2. The series was way better

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3. How can you read such a fat book? It must be boring

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4. *Insert favourite author name* is crap

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5. Is this book available in a shorter version?

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A shorter version for your small brain? NO.

6. I think I’ll Google this book’s story

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Instead grow a pair and read the book.

7. You’re wasting so much paper

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Just like you’re wasting my time… by talking.

8. Do you have a pdf version of that?

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9. People still read? LOL. ROFL. That’s so ancient

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How about I PYITF – Punch you in the face?

10. I’m sorry, I dropped some food on your book

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11. I only go to book-stores because I like the smell of new books

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12. OMG! I hate the smell of new books

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13. Get that fat book here, we can use that as a plate

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14. I got a new iPad… to play games

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15. So I was out of toilet paper….

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… *bang* *shoots the person*

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