Here are the things only staunch bathroom singers will relate to.
1. You automatically start singing when you’re in the shower
It’s like you’re on stage when you’re in the bathroom.
2. Be it any tune that you fancy, you strive to get it right in the bathroom
You may not try it when you’re in the house, but the bathroom is an exception.
3. You’ve also made your presence felt with your bathroom singing, if you wanted to impress someone who was sitting outside
Because you pretended to be nonchalant, but you were trying to make your mark with your voice.
4. People in your house/hostel know where you are when you start singing loudly
“Yeah, he’s in there. It’s been an hour.”
5. There have been times when you’ve been interrupted by laughing people, asking you to stop
But did you? NO WAY IN HELL.
6. And they’ve also taken it up a notch by recording your terrible singing, and eventually embarrassing you
They finally had something to emotionally blackmail you with.
7. Sometimes, you even think of songs you’re planning on perfecting when you get to the bathroom
And you promise not to get out till you perfect that. Nope.
8. And there have been times where you’ve had mishaps in the bathroom because you were too busy singing
Yup, didn’t see the soap on the floor because I was concentrating on perfecting that Atif Aslam song.
9. But, none of these mishaps and pranks matter to you, because you’re too cool to care
10. There are no inhibitions in the bathroom- you will hit all the notes, highest or lowest- even if you sound terrible
And again, you don’t care. It’s what you love to do.
11. And at the end of the day, it doesn’t matter if you’re a shy person, because in the bathroom, you’re a star
And no one can steal your shine.