You’ve been single for a while and enjoyed every minute of it. You absolutely love spending quality time with yourself. You’re not ready to give up on your freedom just yet but you also want to settle down and find that special someone for yourself. You’re in state of conflicted emotions and that leads to you having some particularly weird thought.
Read our list and know that you’re not the only one!
1.) “Are you supposed to leave your eyes open or closed while kissing. It’s been so long, I can hardly remember.”
You’re just lost in your own thought bubble wondering how to do things which were once second nature to you. You wonder if you’ll ever be able to do them right again.
2.) “Maybe I should call so-and-so ex-boyfriend, he really wasn’t that horrible!”
You actually start contemplating getting back with your ex, even though you know it’s the worst idea you’ve ever had in your entire life!
3.) “What if joining dating apps will work in my favor and end this spell?”
You’ve technically given up on the universe and waiting for that one person who will come your way and sweep you off your feet. The wait is killing you and you’d rather sign up for a dating app and try your luck there than wait endlessly for the right person to sweep by.
4.) “By the looks of my life at present, I might just die alone!”
You usually spend all your free time surfing the nether regions of the internet, entertaining yourself and if your server does happen to go down even for a day, you begin to have panic attacks and rather random/ weird thoughts start cropping up.
5.) “Is this guy actually flirting with me or is he just being nice. It’s been so long I can hardly tell.”
After your past relationship, you closed yourself to every one of the opposite sex, as a result when you interact with someone new, it’s difficult for you to determine what is actually happening.
6.) “I am swearing off men/ women forever. And I mean FOREVER. I am completely capable of taking care of myself.”
While you may be completely capable of taking care of yourself you know you aren’t going to remain single forever. In fact, for all you know, true love might be right around the corner. (Hopes are always high)
7.) “I’m I still attractive or have I lost all my charm?”
You start reconsidering your personality, the lifestyle you live, the clothes you wear. Oh wait! Reconsidering? We meant ‘Judging’.
8.) “I will kill the next person who dares to ask me ‘Are you STILL single?’ Yes, I am still fucking single.”
Being single is not a crime and I shall be single for as long as I please… (Or till I actually find someone worth dating) Now get out of my face, BITCH!