2016 has been upon us for quite a while now, and spring is finally here. This means many things, but one of them is that the 2016 Summer Olympics will soon be here. And you know what that means. The Olympics is the biggest and most prestigious athletic event in the world. Soon all of the best athletes from all over the world will be competing against each other for the pride of their country, and for themselves.
Yeah, I don’t care about any of that. What I care about is pretty soon, there are going to be some of the most gorgeous women in the world running around in some rather amazing outfits, and competing against each other in another competition, which is for the hottest athletes at the Rio Olympics.
We are not sure that all of these women will be there: Hope Solo is freaked out by the Zika virus that is going on in Brazil, while Maria Sharapova is involved in a huge doping scandal, but this list is as close as we can come to a really good guess. While there will be many gorgeous athletes at the Rio Summer Olympics, these fifteen truly are the cream of the crop. So set your sights on 15 of the very hottest athletes going to the Rio Olympics.
10. Maria Sharapova – Russia
We all know Maria of course. She is the ultra smoke-show of a tennis player who just happens to not only be hot, but one of the best players in the world. She was recently busted for doping, and while she is not able to play in pro tournaments for now, she may still be able to play in the Olympics. This would be too bad for the sport, because we won’t get to see Maria running around in a skirt and grunting. A grunting Maria is more important than the integrity of tennis – we all know that.
9. Alex Morgan – USA
We have already had a few soccer players on this list but Alex just blows them out of the water. How is it possible for a woman to get such amazing genes? At 21, she was the youngest member of the World Cup team, and then was a key member of the Olympic Gold medal team in 2012. She also was named the United States Soccer Federation female athlete of the year. All of which is great, but for our purposes we only care about one thing, and that is that Alex is totally hot.
8. Maggie Vessey – USA
Maggie finished 8th in the 2012 Olympic trials but is going to give it her best shot again this year. Maggie is known for designing some of her own outfits that she runs in, as well as looking super hot when she runs. She probably also looks hot when she stands, and when she eats and walks the dog. While most of these ladies are pretty much locks to get in, Maggie is going to have to work at it, so tune in to the Olympic trials and watch her work – I know I will be doing so.
7. Alana Blanchard – USA
I have a pro tip for all you guys out there. I know most guys don’t know this, but female surfers are usually so hot that it is ridiculous. You’re welcome. Why this is the undeniable truth I am not entirely sure. Does surfing make girls hot? Or do hot girls like to surf? If I ever have the chance to hang out with Alana Blanchard I will be sure to get her opinion. Alana has won numerous titles and is hoping to add a gold medal this summer. She hails from Hawaii and is a vegan.
6. Ana Ivanovic – Serbia
Ana is a gorgeous six-foot-tall tennis player from Serbia and has the distinction of being the second tennis player on this list, but the first that has not been suspended for doping. Ana is not just hot, but is also extremely talented. She has won numerous WTA singles titles and one Grand Slam title. Of course, as far as we are concerned, all of her success comes secondary to her looks, which as you can see by the photo above, are enough to win her some sort of medal in my book.
5. Allison Stokke – USA