Do You Have a Mangina, Pussy? These 30 Things Scream Yes

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I know, guys can be so mean! If you are acting like a girl, other guys may ask if you have a mangina. Unfortunately, that is not a term of endearment.mangina

Okay, I know this feature is going to be absurdly politically incorrect, but I don’t think there is any other way to discuss the label mangina. There are going to be some women offended because it has a tendency to have a negative connotation. The men who have been asked if he has one is going to be one even more so, so if you are easily put off… you may want to read another feature.

The truth is, men and women were created differently for a reason, a good reason. We are supposed to be different to help the human species survive. If men were supposed to bear children, we would have become extinct a long time ago. If women were supposed to be hunters, we’d all starve. So, women, take heart, mangina has nothing to do with anything lacking in your female parts.

You know how I know you have a mangina? 30 reasons you may be suspect

Men, if you have been asked if you have a mangina, it may be time to “man up.” Not a term of endearment, it means you are acting like a girl. There are reasons someone might think you have a mangina…

#1 You cry at movies. Every once in a while, something strikes a nerve with you in a movie, like having a bad relationship with your dad or breaking up with someone. But if you are in the movie theater crying like a baby because Bambi’s mom got shot, you likely have a mangina. [Read: Where are the studs? Feminizing men kills our society]

#2 You cry at everything. Whoever said it is okay for a guy to cry, meant it is okay for a guy to cry at home, alone, when no one else is looking, and something devastating happens. If you cry at a song that reminds you of your ex, you just may have one.

#3 You get butt hurt every time someone makes fun of you. If you can’t take a joke, get over yourself. Men are brutal to one another and if you have made it this far getting hurt every time that someone says something unkind, kudos. If you react and let them know by showing your sensitivity, then that is grounds for questioning.

#4 You are overly emotional. If you act like it is that time of the month, once a month, or are just downright moody, then you may have too much estrogen in your body. It is okay to have some feelings, but men are supposed to keep them to themselves, especially around other men.

#5 You care too much about what you look like. If you care more about what you look like than your girlfriend, then you may just have a mangina. Men aren’t supposed to get all caught up in looking good, get over it.

#6 You take too long to get ready to go out. If you aren’t ready to go when everyone wants to head out because you haven’t finished your mascara yet, you are likely going to be called out for having a mangina. [Read: Why does your girlfriend hate you? 10 questions to find out]

#7 You’re fragile and get hurt often. If you are too fragile to be singled out and so fragile no one can tell you when you are wrong, it may be time to “man up.” Men are supposed to take being called nicknames like “fatty” or “porker” with a grain of salt and not break over it.

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